Coffee - the person upon whom one coughs

Here are some funny new words for your dictionary:

1. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period of time
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an azzhole
3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to begin with
4. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating
5. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
6. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease

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