thin white legs

This boy and his date were parked on a back road
some distance from town, doing what boys and girls
do on back roads in the back seat some distance from
town. Things were getting hot and steamy when the
girl stopped the boy. " I really should have
mentioned this earlier, but I am actually a
prostitute and I charge $20 for sex." The boy just
looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then
reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the
drivers seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl
"I should have mentioned this before, but I am
actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town
is $25!"

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